Lower Expectations

The Blog.

New posts every Monday

Lower Expectations is a work of creative nonfiction. The events are portrayed to the best of my memory. While all the stories are true, some names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of the people involved.

Posts

  • Introduction

    In which I introduce what I’m doing and why I’m doing it.

  • A clip-on emo fringe

    In which I admit to cheating. Kind of a big swing for the first post.

  • Spider-Kid

    In which I recount my first job where things were terrible.

  • Participating in the Economy

    In which I accidentally become a sugar baby.

  • Girls

    In which I try to impress girls.